phantomrose96:

Adulthood is like I have to go buy more shampoo. I have to go buy more coffee grounds. I have to go buy more eggs. I have to go buy more toilet paper. I have to go buy more paper towels. I have to go buy more cumin. I have to clean the dishes so they can get dirty again. I have to do my laundry so it can get dirty again. I have to clean the bathroom so it can get dirty again. I have to buy more cleaner to clean the bathroom. I have to go buy more rice. I have to cook dinner. I have to cook dinner. I have to go buy more shampoo again.

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kingscrown666:

impaled:

Reblog the rat of peace to bring tranquility into your life 😌

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ahsokatonas:

break free and leave us in ruins
took this dagger in me and removed it
gain the weight of you, then lose it
believe me, i could do it

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classychassiss:

dearbisexual:

dearbisexual:

is the Devil’s Tramping Ground like. a widely known thing outside of North Carolina? b/c it’s funny as fuck, it’s this circle of dirt that supposedly nothing will grow in and it’s b/c the devil stomps around there or whatever. allegedly ppl have tried camping there and woke up miles away

it’s literally just a patch of dirt that ppl are scared of. that being said, i would not go there if asked b/c while i am not superstitious, i am a little stitious

*Tamp Tamp*

The Devil: ah I see you’ve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

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demoncity:

アキラ AKIRA
1988, dir. Katsuhiro Otomo

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pattinsonsupremacy:

i have two heroes

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winchestergifs:

For @mishafuckincollins Follower Celebration
↳ 12/31 - Their Love is Legendary

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hatingongodot:

garbage-empress:

garbage-empress:

homunculus-g-swag:

bigboybread:

rslashrats:

this is literally the funniest plot twist in any form of media ever

No but get this dude’s entire’s backstory. When he went to church it was blown up. He was impaled by a crucifix and onlt survived 2 days because he drank the blood of his dead family for 2 days until he was rescued. They called him vamp but not because all of that. Because he was bisexual

Also this is what “he’s named Vamp because he’s bisexual” looks like

Did I mention that hole in his forehead is a gunshot wound which he survived because he’s essentially immortal, and he can walk up sheer vertical faces?

Right, because of his bisexuality

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expressions-of-nature:

Carrizo Plain, CA by Marlin Harms

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